This is one of those too-easy recipes The Man dreamed up. Basically, take all the various cheeses you have in your fridge:
Peel off slices and arrange them on a plate. Shake your favorite spices on top. I like chives, paprika, and salt and pepper.
Cook in the microwave for 90 seconds, or until you see a lot of bubbles on the surface of the cheese puddle. Remove from the microwave and serve as-is or peel off and serve some other way. Here they are almost all gone: